Roast your own Spotify listens with this snarky AI

The yearly Spotify Enwrapped is a rather upbeat social occasion, which doesn't doesn't quite match everyone's temper this class. For the more sullen among us, there's another alternative: a bot from The Pud that leave judge us for our crimes of hearing to terrible euphony.

If you want to be judged, you open a page titled "How Bad is Your Spotify" and you log on with your Spotify account. (It might take a couple refreshes on the "Loading your music library" page.) This absolute jerk of an AI then drags you mercilessly while it pulls your playlists and top of the inning tracks. It asks you questions in front it shows any results, in phrasing that gives the plain textbook the assonant aureole As the girls who bullied me in middle train. Did you really listen to Clementine aside Sarah Jaffe? (Yes) Like ironically? (No…)

The final discernment comes in the material body of a multi-combined phrase, followed by a page of loose statistics (I am apparently 24 pct radical). This stupid little computer program deemed my Spotify listens mason-jar-candle-from-target area-foxiness-beer-snob-misty-ass unskilled. And you cognize what? Information technology's right. I listened to a frankly unholy amount of Hozier this year. Spotify Wrapped wanted me to be proud of that, but I've spent the class hating the fact that I was too bummed out and fussy to actually try out new and exciting artists.

The bot is not in reality that personalized. It volition ask everyone the same boilerplate questions in a snarky tone. But IT quieten gave me the validation I didn't sleep with I craved. My euphony taste kinda sucks, just whose doesn't? WHO among us doesn't love to listen to the same old tried-and-true songs that hit to the letter, even if they earn the freeze off of our more pretentious friends? Please join me in that journey of shameless disgracefulness, and find some gladden in a well-earned rib.